Cue extended montage of plastic surgery videos, where Christian has to take over, because although his own 40th birthday is just two weekвЂ™s after SeanвЂ™s, heвЂ™s dealing with middle age a little differently and consequently doesnвЂ™t have a problem вЂњoperating.вЂќ Happy birthday! Oh, and she wants him to help her out with a little plastic surgeryвЂ¦ a facelift (rhytidectomy) and a brow lift / forehead lift. Hey, you know what would really help? If his mother-in-law (played by JuliaвЂ™s real life mom, Vanessa Redgrave) would just come to stay for a while. Sean of course has had incredible performance issues at home, so he certainly doesnвЂ™t need вЂњthe shakesвЂќ at work, especially given that heвЂ™s the talent.

Colonel Sanders didnвЂ™t throw in the towel! Take a chill pillвЂ¦ oh, yeahвЂ¦ heвЂ™s already doing that. McNamara really have to be stressed about? Dumping a dead patientвЂ™s body in the Everglades? Committing adultery with a patient who later died (and who he really loved)? Removing, at gunpoint, breast implants filled with liquid heroin from a drug lordвЂ™s вЂњmulesвЂќ? His sex-less, on-again/off-again marriage? Relax. How did he treat it? вЂњQuit the circuitвЂ¦ took the Jack Daniels route.вЂќ Sean takes a different roadвЂ¦ Alprazolam, a prescription drug that not only treats anxiety disorders but also poses a real risk of dependencyвЂ¦ not good. SeanвЂ™s doctor had a brother-in-law (a golfer) who suffered from the yips. SeanвЂ™s problems run deeper, though, than a few wrinkles heвЂ™s also hiding a mind/body condition heвЂ™s developed referred to as, вЂњthe yips.вЂќ Basically, itвЂ™s a nervous disorder brought on by anxiety in which the hand shakes uncontrollably at the most inopportune times, such as during plastic surgeryвЂ¦ not good. And, itвЂ™s not just women who are giving themselves the gift of smoother, more youthful looking skin, as men accounted for over 10% of all BOTOXВ® Cosmetic procedures in 2003вЂ¦ hey, better than buying a Corvette, if you ask me (and cheaper). Good, more for me!ДЄccording to the American Society of Plastic SurgeonsВ®, BOTOXВ® Cosmetic was the number one cosmetic plastic surgery procedure in 2003 with 2,891,390 procedures performed вЂ“ an increase of 157% over 2002вЂ™s numbers and up 267% from 2000. McNamara doesnвЂ™t believe he needs it (or at least, doesnвЂ™t want to believe it).

Troy, who gives his best friend and business partner a syringe of BOTOXВ® Cosmetic as a gift heвЂ™s even willing to inject it right there and thenвЂ¦ done. I know, IвЂ™m not helpingвЂ¦ and neither is Dr. IвЂ™m joking! In fact, hereвЂ™s a comprehensive list of late-bloomers:ДЇeel better? I donвЂ™t. In fact, he canвЂ™t name anyone whose life improved after 40вЂ¦ well, a quick Internet search, and you know what I found? Nothing. McNamaraвЂ¦ happy birthday to you.вЂќ SeanвЂ™s turning the Big 4-0, and heвЂ™s having whatвЂ™s known as a little mid-life crisis. While IвЂ™m doing impersonationsвЂ¦ in my best Marilyn Monroe, вЂњHappy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, Dr. IвЂ™m going to call this episodeвЂ¦ DaddyвЂ™s Little Helper Okay, IвЂ™m rarinвЂ™ to go, so fasten your seatbelts boys and girls. I wonвЂ™t be ignored, Ryan Murphy! A little Glenn Close for you. that sends him halfway around the globe in search of a surprising new cohort.Season twoвЂ¦ finally! How long has it been? Too long! 245 days to be exact. As the season comes to an end, enemies are unmasked, new alliances are formed and John Ross learns a shocking secret about J.R. Elena is pushed to the brink when she finds out the real depths of NicolasвЂ™ betrayal. Bobby and Sue Ellen form a new alliance to protect the family, which pits them against John Ross, who is still trying to regain control of Ewing Global and fix his marriage to Pamela. In the electrifying season finale, the Ewings and the Rylands finally force the cartel to pay the piper as some lives are saved and others are lost. Meanwhile, Nicolas tries to prove himself to Elena by making a deal with the authorities that puts him on a collision course with John RossвЂ™ plan and places both their lives in jeopardy. No longer able to sit by, John Ross puts his own life on the line to attempt a rescue. While Christopher races to find Elena, Bobby is double-crossed by the cartel.

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